First, this is my original photo. I’ve seen it everywhere on the net but yes, I took it when I met them in 2009. They were adorable. Jordan cracks me up and here are some of my favorite Jordanisms:
- “I always hated the kids you were trying to cheat from that would cover their papers”
- “I might not be the smartest crayon in the box, but I’m not that dumb.”
- “This is dry clean only. Does that mean I can iron it? “
- “Ronnie was just using big words on me, I didn’t know what he meant.”
- “I wouldn’t want to be a monkey ’cause they smell and they throw their poop at you.”
- Jordan: “I love peaches but I usually like the more furry ones.” Russel: “Those aren’t peaches those are nectarines.”
- “Last week, your sink was shipping.”
- “Remember those three guys, the Four Horsemen?”
- “I usually pee in the pool. Since this is Big Brother, I won’t”
- Jeff: “How do you plan on becoming a multi-millionaire?”
Jordan: “Buy a house”
Jeff: “No, what would you DO to BECOME one”
Jordan: “Pay off mah bills” - Jordan – “I like George Strait”
Jeff – “I like George Crooked”
Jordan – “I don’t know who that is” - Russell: “Ronnie thinks you’re dumb. I think you are smart.”
Jordan: “Just because I don’t wear glasses and a dork shirt.”
I love how pure and simple Jordan is. She has no filter and she does no harm. I strive to be more like her. If I had a daughter, I’d want one just like her. Thanks for another summer of pure fun and enjoyment.
Go Jeff & Jordan!
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