Fozzie Bear of the Muppet’s Shares His Best Halloween Jokes

Here are Fozzie’s Very Best kid-friendly Halloween jokes for you to share:

  • What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo-boos!
  • What two places do ghosts like to go swimming? Lake Erie and the Dead Sea
  • What do you call a monster who eats too fast? A gobblin’ oblin!
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frost-bite!
  • What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines!
  • Who did the monster take out on a Halloween date? His ghoul-friend
  • What did the guy on Twitter give out for Halloween? Tricks or Tweets

Knock–knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Hey, don’t cry, it’s just a costume!

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FOZZIE’S VERY BEST HALLOWEEN JOKES
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  • Genre:  Family Comedy
  • Rating: TBD
  • U.S. Release Date: November 23, 2011
  • Cast:  Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Animal, Jason Segel, Amy Adams, Chris Cooper and Walter
  • Director: James Bobin
  • Producers:  David Hoberman, Todd Lieberman
  • Executive Producers:  Jason Segel, Nicholas Stoller, Martin G. Baker
  • Writers: Jason Segel, Nicholas Stoller
  • Real Simple LAST-MINUTE HALLOWEEN Costume and Decorating Ideas (aimlesscurator.com)
  • Free Halloween Event At Disney Stores Nationwide Oct 21/22 (princesstimetoys.com)
  • Creepy and Ghoulish Halloween Quotes (aimlesscurator.com)
  • Top 12 Halloween Sweet Treats, Cookies, and Dessert Recipes (aimlesscurator.com)
  • Best DIY and Crafty Halloween Table Decor for 2011 (aimlesscurator.com)
  • Miss Piggy Q&A – She Dishes on Kermit, Fashion, and Her Own Fabulousness (miscfinds4u.com)
  • Top Tips To Keep You and Your Kids Safe This Halloween (princesstimetoys.com)
  • Disney Pumpkin Carving Templates (mommymusings.com)

Author: Connie Ott

A mom and wife, Connie blogs about entertainment, travel, living green, products, technology, DIY home remodeling and decor, and more. She's a vegetarian and animal lover and lives in the Pacific Northwest near Seattle, WA. Find out more about Connie and all the bloggers here at Baby to Boomer Lifestyle on our About Us page.

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