Fozzie Bear of the Muppet’s Shares His Best Halloween Jokes

Here are Fozzie’s Very Best kid-friendly Halloween jokes for you to share:

  • What kind of mistakes do ghosts make? Boo-boos!
  • What two places do ghosts like to go swimming? Lake Erie and the Dead Sea
  • What do you call a monster who eats too fast? A gobblin’ oblin!
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frost-bite!
  • What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines!
  • Who did the monster take out on a Halloween date? His ghoul-friend
  • What did the guy on Twitter give out for Halloween? Tricks or Tweets

Who’s there?
Boo Who?
Hey, don’t cry, it’s just a costume!

©2011 DISNEY
The Muppets In Theaters November 23rd

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  • Genre:  Family Comedy
  • Rating: TBD
  • U.S. Release Date: November 23, 2011
  • Cast:  Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, Gonzo, Animal, Jason Segel, Amy Adams, Chris Cooper and Walter
  • Director: James Bobin
  • Producers:  David Hoberman, Todd Lieberman
  • Executive Producers:  Jason Segel, Nicholas Stoller, Martin G. Baker
  • Writers: Jason Segel, Nicholas Stoller
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